Editing Fails. How Not To Edit

A Blogger's Books has a reputation to keep! Here we fix things and make every effort to uphold the correct use of the English language (even though we all sometimes make mistakes).
Today we have something different prepared; something quite the opposite of the usual articles published here.
In view of the holiday spirit swiftly approaching, I thought we could afford ourselves a bundle of fun by looking at some amusing signs and notices.

Below are some examples of how not to edit your work

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So that's where he learned the alternative spellings for words.

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This is what you do when you get to the scool door. 'Sotp', then turn around.

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I suppose it makes sense. 'Garage' is a terribly difficult word to spell, especially if you were hooked on 'phonics'  throughout your 'scool' days.

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Notice that this was written by the 'park police' as opposed to the real police. These positions were created mainly for people who had to 'sotp' going to 'scool' in favour of running 'groj' sales.

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Still, he got the longest word right. Or did he?

And for the more serious editors among us....

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Don't feel bad if you didn't pick up the mistakes in the last 3 pictures. Their creators didn't either. :-)